I'm through with standin in line To clubs I'll never get in It's like the bottom of the nineth And I'm never gonna win This life just hasn't turned out Quite the way I want it to be (tell me what you want) I want a brand new house On an episode of cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub Big enough for ten plus me (so what ya need) I need a a credit card thats got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club At thirty-seven thousand feet (been there done that) I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My own star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine with me (so how ya gonna do it) I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars Livin in top houses Drivin fifteen cars The girls come easy And the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny Cuz we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's Gonna wind up there Every Playboy Bunny With their bleach blond hair And well... Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free (I'll have a quesadilla haha) I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashions Get a front door key to the Playboy Mansion Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me (so how ya gonna do it) I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars Livin in top houses Drivin fifteen cars The girls come easy And the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny Cuz we just won't eat And we'll hangout at the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold diggers Gonna wind up there Every Playboy Bunny With their bleach blond hair And we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and Todays who's who We'll get you anything With that evil smile Everybody's got a Drug dealer on speed dial well... Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar I'm gonna sing those songs That offend the censors Gonna pop my pills From a pez dispenser Get washed-up singers writing all my songs Lip syng 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong Well we all just a wanna be big rockstars Live in hilltop houses Driving fifteen cars The girls come easy And the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny Cuz we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's Gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny With the bleach blond hair And we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and Todays who's who We'll get you anything With that evil smile Everybody's got a Drug dealer on speed dial well.. Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar